I’m 27, from a nice (but very quiet) seaside town in Essex.

I went to college in Colchester, and then did a degree at Bucks College in High Wycombe. Got mugged there twice. Left with a degree in advertising, a portfolio of bad ads, and a black eye. I managed to get a placement at the agency Fallon London. A few months later I was kindly given a job. I worked there for 3 and a half years, and I’ve worked on a lot of great things; my favourite being my BBC HD TV ad. Since Fallon, I’ve been trying out freelance advertising.

I’m interested in messing about with music, avoiding cars on my bicycle, and going to the gym.

I also like gaming, Orange Wednesdays, and cats.

And yes, Raoul Moat was hiding here all along.